Thursday, April 24, 2014

In the Interest of (hopefully) Burgeoning Rivalries

The court case between Maryland and the ACC has had its share of ugly moments, but this just might make the whole ordeal worth it. The ACC submitted the following document during the proceedings. The document, filled with errors, simplistic phrasing, and rampant Clip Art, reads like something a student would put together at 3 A.M. the night before a presentation. Also, the entire thing is in caps. I feel like I'm being yelled at. 

Enjoy

ACC PRESS RELEASE: 

THERE IS NO DOUBT WHICH CONFERENCE IS SUPREME IN BASKETBALL, EXCEPT THAT TIME DUKE AND SYRACUSE LOST TO MERCER AND DAYTON IN THE SAME TOURNAMENT. 

GEORGE WASHINGTON AND UVA WILL PLAY A HOME & HOME SERIES THE NEXT TWO SEASONS. THIS WILL MAKE FINANCIAL SENSE FOR REASONS. YOU WANT NUMBERS?! WE HAVE NUMBERS: 


THE BIG A-10 WILL MAKE APPROXIMATELY $$$$$ DOLLARS. THAT'S FIVE MORE DOLLAR THAN THEY WOULD HAVE MADE, WHICH IS ALMOST 27 DANISH KRONES. THAT'S LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS TO THAT CENTER YOU HAVE, IF HE GOT PAID. WE AT THE ACC HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED HOW MUCH WE'RE GONNA MAKE.

THANK YOU

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