Because it's pretty hard to find assistant basletball coaches

Question from GWHoops.com: why hasn't Karl hired an assistant basletball coach?

I love typos. I suppose it's a valid question, but this is also June. Relax and go play some basletball. Which is an awesomely fun sport. Not many results on Google for it however, nor is there a Wikipedia page. It's fun to say though, try it!