Steve Blake likes Johnny Rockets, Byron Mouton wrestles alligators

This is offtopic but hilarious. I stumbled upon some of former Maryland PG Steve Blake's old school papers, one of which is about how much he loves Johnny Rockets, that burger joint. An excerpt:

The restaurant Johnny Rockets is a unique place. The colors of the restaurant are red, white, and yellow. On the outside there are some tables for customers to eat at. On the inside, there is a long bar were you can sit and eat by yourself and even watch the cooks make the food. At each booth there is a juke box for you to put a nickel in and select a song. There is also a straw holder that the waiter or waitress opens for you to get a straw as if you were a five-old kid.

And here's former Maryland G/F Byron Mouton's old homepage. Weird. He says:

Televisions give people news and information that is going on around the world. Before televisions, there were only radios. People could just listen and would not see a picture of the information. Television allows communication to be seen and heard. People will understand better what is being communicated through images and sounds.